#MUSIC FROM THE LAST WITCH HUNTER CAST MOVIE#
Joshua Terry is a freelance writer and photojournalist who appears weekly on "The KJZZ Movie Show" and also teaches English composition for Salt Lake Community College. “The Last Witch Hunter” is rated PG-13 for CGI-stylized violence and mayhem, as well as gore and some profanity. At best, it’s backup option, a dollar-theater flick on a night with tempered expectations. It’s not quite bad, but it isn’t good either. Unfortunately, “The Last Witch Hunter” isn’t really scary or exciting or engaging. Various scenes throughout the film are effective enough to strain against the movie’s B-movie feel, though without a strong story and cast to back them up, they begin to feel like lipstick on an immortal, sword-wielding pig. “Last Witch Hunter” is definitely trying in the CGI department, though. No one else in the movie moves the emotional needle either, and by the end of the film you are basically just watching things happen until the closing credits let you off the hook. Instead, aside from some dry quips and some interesting facial hair for the lead’s flashbacks, director Breck Eisner keeps things serious, and the result is about as bland as Diesel’s detached performance.Ī lead with more natural charisma might have carried this film (think of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson in last summer’s “San Andreas”), but “The Last Witch Hunter” serves as a reminder that Diesel’s best fit is still as an ensemble piece in that wacky crew of street racing international superthieves.
#MUSIC FROM THE LAST WITCH HUNTER CAST SERIES#
That series delighted in its zaniness, and the prospect of an immortal Diesel hunting witches in modern-day New York could be a lot of fun. The “Men in Black” reference is actually an apt comparison. It’s a decent idea that falls short in execution. The key to doing so is accessing some long-forgotten memories from Kaulder’s past. With the help of a “good” witch named Chloe (Rose Leslie), Kaulder sets out to bring the bad witches to justice before they can follow through on their plans. But a mysterious attack leaves Dolan 36th on the verge of death, and Kaulder soon learns that a group of local witches is trying to bring the 13th century Witch Queen (Julie Engelbrecht in heavy makeup) back to life. We are constantly reminded that Diesel’s character is older than Caine’s because Kaulder insists on calling him “kid.”Īs “Last Witch Hunter” gets up and moving, Dolan 36th is getting ready for retirement and preparing to pass his torch to a young priest played by Elijah Wood. Over the centuries, Kaulder has outlived a number of right-hand men, dubbed Dolans, the most recent of which is Dolan 36th (Michael Caine). He’s kind of a Man in Black for the Harry Potter crowd. Ever since a 13th century tousle with an evil Witch Queen, which plays out in a helpful prologue, Kaulder has been keeping the witch and warlock community in check. Diesel plays Kaulder, an 800-year-old witch hunter who enjoys a posh pad in Manhattan.
The IMDB page for “The Last Witch Hunter” advertises “the combined forces of the most horrifying witches in history.” Vin Diesel may be immortal in “The Last Witch Hunter,” but his movie lacks a soul.
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